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od3sta:

WAIT SO I JUST ASKED MY MOM.

AND IF THIS POST GETS 1,000 NOTES AND IF I CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET

I WILL GET A CAT

A

FUCKING

KITTY

C A T.

I KNOW OMFG THIS WILL GET NOTHING BUT PLEASE I AM B E G G I N G YOU I USED TO HAVE A CAT BUT NOW I DON’T BECAUSE SHE WAS SICK AND JUST FEELINGS BUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I SWEAR I’LL CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET I JUST NEED 1000 NOTES BECAUSE MY MOM IS STUBBORN LIKE THAT PleASE.